Top Secret Lab May or May Not Have Released Genetically Engineered Giant Shark Eggs into Great Lakes BY PARKER MARSHALL CHICAGO, IL – An anonymous whistleblower has come forward stating he may or may not have accidentally released genetically modified megalodon eggs into Lake Michigan. The megalodon, is a prehistoric behemoth species of shark, …
Disney Announces Bold New Venture: “Hemmingwayland” A Theme Park Dedicated to the Life and Works of Ernest Hemingway, to be Built in Petoskey, Michigan BY: PARKER MARSHALL PETOSKEY – MI The Walt Disney Company (NYSE: DIS) has set its sights on Petoskey, Michigan, as the location for its newest and most audacious theme park …
Petoskey Parking Set to Overtake Real Estate As Most Profitable Business Sector In Emmet County By 2030 By: PARKER MARSHALL PETOSKEY- While some businesses are fearing economic downturn in anticipation of a recession, Petoskey Parking Services has been making waves as one of the largest growing private companies in the state of Michigan. A group …
I’m in Los Angeles, at the conclusion of a week long vacation. I haven’t written in quite some time, mostly because I have been working, and don’t want my customer facing material to look as though I have stopped. On the contrary, I’ve had too much work. I started this for the purpose of gaining …
The Similarities of My Professions People trust me. I dress the part. I’m typically in suits. I arrive on time. My hair is clean cut. But that’s just visceral. Under the surface, I’m calm, predictable, and quick to respond. My clients don’t just trust me as a businessman. They trust me with either the most …
I’m writing this on Halloween, I’ve been gigging since Thursday, fifth gig in a row.* I do it for the madness. The sheer euphoric high of taking a crowd to a level of shared insanity and joy. I’ll live forever in those moments of connection with strangers. In a way, dance + music is a …
I’m in North Perk Coffee almost every day. It has a great atmosphere, tall ceilings, clean aesthetic, and really friendly people. Chrissie Rellinger Smith hit me up to create a spotify playlist for the fall season. Since I’m in there so much, I filled it with songs that I (and others) wouldn’t get tired of …
